The Alc-o-Tronics Mad Libs

So one night we were bored at the local legion, so we decided to do a Mad Lib, and this is what came out. These are rated R btw.

1.) Love Letter:

My hairy darling, I love you more than mad lib itself. Each minute away from you is an ass, each hour a sexy eternity. I can't stop thinking about the color of your bajungas, the way you wear your beef-curtain, the way you toss your belch. This morning, when the mail mole brought your special delivery boobs my penis skipped a beat, my ovaries was in my throat, and my womb trembled so much, I could hardly pre-cum your mustache ride. what you said set my punta on fire. Do write again. Until then, I love you from the bottom of my shaft.

I will stomp you always,
Jenny


2.) Nursery Rhymes:

When some sticky school students were asked what nursery rhymes popped red into their vaginas or were on the tip of their taints, these were their bubbly answers:

1. Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your beef-jerky grow? With shark bells and golden shells and shamus all in a row.

2. Three blind handicap persons, see how they run. They all went after the eye brow's wife, who jerk off their toe nails with a hung knife. Did you ever cum such a blowjob in your life as three silky mice?


3.) What is a Dinosaur?:

Today, we are going to study the lifestyle of huge and soft animals. The word "dinosaur" comes from the Greek words deinos, meaning penis and saurus, meaning Benito. No one has ever seen a donkey-donk dinosaur. We know about them because jock straps called paleontologists found their poppers preserved in rocks. Dinosaurs were almost evenly divided between carnivores, who ate dildoes, and herbivores, who only ate hickies. At one time, there were over million different types of these drunk beasts roaming the face of the Twitter. They ranged in size from those as large as a Tyrannosaurus Maria to those as small as anal beads. Today a dinosaur would be as impossible to find as a lipstick in a haystack.